- Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
- Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
this is fucking hilarious
BUT THIS IS SO CUTE THO LIKE IMAGINE A DUDE NOT KNOWING ABOUT DOING THESE THINGS AND THEN HE DOES THIS, LIKE IMAGINE HIM TAKING ALL OF THOSE PICS MANY TIMES AND THEN BEING SO HAPPY WHEN HE EDITS THEM INTO THIS PICTURE THIS IS GREAT
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL